iv learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
iv learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes
iv learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think
iv learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished
iv learned that we are responsible for what we do- unless we are celebrities
iv learned that regardless of how hot & steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!
iv learned that 99% of the time when something isnt working in your house, one of your kids did it
iv learned that people you care most about in life are take from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away